Michael Jackson’s writing on an Elvis figurine at Neverland:
"If I can only find a white man, with a black man’s sound, I could make a million dollars." - Sam Phillips, Sun Record
(Sam Phillips is responsible for launching Elvis’s career, and would famously tell people at his record label that before discovering Elvis)
Do people get how full of shade this is from Mike about the essential racism involved in Elvis’ career? He wanted to make sure people knew what the most important fact about his career was. I love it. And that’s why Mike never not once ever gave any credit to Elvis.
"mike" touched kids
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
This boy sat in front of me in social studies last year and he tried selling his own tshirts when this video got a lot of views
the best part about being extroverted is having your skeleton be on the outside of your body instead of the inside
"That dick looks small"
It’s soft! Did no one teach you any manners!
my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell
feel so good
unbelievably stunning, what a breath of fresh air your magical beauty is
kasey i think someone likes you ;)
"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””